Robert G - $750/month

Hi. I’m Robert Goltz, a 61-year-old hippie, liberal, and tree-hugger. I need a place to live. My own bedroom and bath are preferred, please. Furnished or otherwise.
~ Your patience is appreciated, if I do not immediately respond to your message, it's a privacy issue. Privacy is hard to come by. I'm having to extricate myself from a marriage to an abusive narcissist. Thanks in advance for understanding.

I am quiet, mellow, witty, humorous, and a bit of a night owl. I can be up till midnight, quietly listening to music, meditating, or watching TV. I smoke pot occasionally at night. Only one, maybe two, hits. I'm currently a cigarette smoker, unfortunately. I am a courteous outside smoker. I will smoke my pot outdoors if it matters and the cigarettes are ALWAYS outside away from open doors and windows. I do not like a house that reeks of it.
~ I’m disabled and receive SSDI. I had a serious heart attack in 2006. It's steady, reliable income and security. I have a savings account and several CDs. I’m college educated with a Bachelor’s degree in business and Information Systems.

I love reading, science, nature, the night sky, and laughter. I need more laughter! I need a friendly face to smile back at. 😁 A friendly face and a peaceful environment! My soon-to-be ex is a screamer. I'm a bit shell-shocked, but I'm working to be better every day. Getting away from her is a priority. No, she will NOT be a problem in your life. I promise.
~ I play foosball with friends a couple of times a week for two to three hours at a time. Usually in the afternoon. Otherwise, I’m a homebody. I’m friendly, happy, and sociable but private. Your privacy is also a priority.✌

I prefer a female roommate. A lady is open to making a friend and knowing the feeling of safety that comes from having a roommate. Age is not important but maturity is. A sense of humor and the ability to laugh at this absurd thing called life is required. I am neat, have a reliable fixed income, and have my own furniture if needed.
~ I prefer the company of women! No more testosterone is needed. I can reheat, cook, follow a recipe, clean, do laundry, and fix stuff. 🙋🏻‍♂️

Do you want a man around the house, but on your terms? I need a home. Desperately. So, let’s talk, chat, meet, etc., and see if we can live together. I have nothing in my background I won’t tell you about, one arrest for an unpaid stop sign ticket over 35 years ago. Not much else, I’m boring in that regard, not a “bad boy” and you can Google my name. No, I'm not the one "Goltz's Syndrome" is named for.
~ I’m on Farcebook and Twitter. It’s mostly gratitude and inspirational stuff, and quite political at times.

Speaking of politics. Did I mention supporting Trump is a deal-breaker? You don't have to be a Democrat. If you believe, however, that the 2020 election was "rigged" or "stolen" thanks for reading. Please move on.
~ No Trumpers. 👀

I wish you peace, safety, good health, and happiness always. Thanks for reading this and for the privilege of your time and consideration.

Your potential future roommate,
Robert

ps-> I am vaccinated, now thrice-boosted, and a survivor of COVID. I wear a mask in public and avoid crowds. I still take it VERY seriously.

Hi. I’m a 61-year-old hippie, a liberal, a tree-hugger, and a soon-to-be divorcee. I need a place to live. My own bedroom and bath are preferred, please. Furnished or otherwise.
~ Your patience is appreciated. If I do not immediately respond to your message, it's a private matter. Privacy is hard to come by. Thank you in advance for understanding.

I am quiet, mellow, witty, humorous, and a bit of a night owl. I can be up till midnight, quietly listening to music, reading, meditating, or watching TV. I smoke pot occasionally. Only one, maybe two, hits. I'm a cigarette smoker, unfortunately. I am a courteous outside smoker. I do not like a house that reeks of cigarettes.
~ I’m disabled and receive SSDI. It's a steady, reliable income. I have a BA in Business and Information Systems.

I love reading, science, nature, the night sky, and laughter. I need more laughter and a peaceful environment!
~ I play foosball a couple of times a week for two to three hours at a time. Usually in the afternoons. Otherwise, I’m a homebody. I’m friendly, happy, and sociable but private. Your privacy is also a priority.✌

I prefer a female roommate. Age is not important but maturity is. A sense of humor and the ability to laugh at life is required. I am neat, have a reliable fixed income, and have my own furniture if needed.
~ I prefer the company of women! I get enough testosterone. I can reheat, cook, follow a recipe, clean, do laundry, and fix stuff. 🙋🏻‍♂️

Let’s talk, chat, meet, etc., and see if we can live together. I have nothing in my background I won’t tell you about, one arrest for an unpaid stop sign ticket over 35 years ago. Nothing else, I’m boring in that regard, not a “bad boy” and you can Google me. No, I'm not the one "Goltz's Syndrome" is named for.
~ I’m on Farcebook and Twitter. It’s mostly gratitude and inspirational stuff, and quite political at times.

Speaking of politics. You don't have to be a Democrat. However, if you believe that the 2020 election was "rigged" or "stolen" thanks for reading. Please move on.
~ No Trumpers. 👀

I wish you peace, safety, good health, and happiness always. Thanks for reading this and for the privilege of your time and consideration.

Your potential future roommate,
Robert

ps-> I am vaccinated, now thrice-boosted, and a survivor of COVID. I wear a mask in public and avoid crowds. I still take it VERY seriously.