G S - $1,150/month

Middle aged semi professional Mercenary almost retired. Yep sums it up, seeking 3 month here in valley. Recently sold my homes here and san francisco, closing on my consolidation of assets here and abroad and need a place to chillax. I binge on TV and pornhub I'm cat-like always chilling on sofa, no fur though no dander. Need garage for mid size suv. Do bring hookups home for pounding usually 2 a week but I only find respectfully and obedient slaves. Love outdoor sports boats bbq ribs Scooby-Doo-doo fan, allah and God fearing gay republican ( dated 2 senators ) and into divorce dancing and abba.